Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year!

I've been trying to think of a clever or interesting way to sum up my thoughts about 2010, but all it comes out as is this:

YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY

Times a million.

I did a little video of my feelings about the year Paranormalcy will be published, but I think my voice went so high pitched not even dogs could hear it. I'll spare you. To sum up: PARTY! Hope you have a fun, safe New Year's, and hip-hip-hooray for 2010!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

2009 Year in Review Vlog!

Okay, okay, I'm two days early. And watch, something HUGE and MOMENTOUS will happen between now and Friday and I'll have to do an addition. Oh well. Here is my 2009 Year in Review:



And now I'm realizing how many things I forgot (dang stream of consciousness vlogging), like my new nephews, family weddings, meeting Agent Michelle in person, selling in Germany and Poland, and discovering Twitter. I mean, not discovering discovering (although that would have been cool, and I could have put a KIERSTEN WRITES flag there to claim it, and name it Twitterlandia). But I did figure out how much time I could waste there. I'm very good at discovering new and innovative wastes of time. Who knows what 2010 will bring me in the way of procrastinatory outlets? Only time will tell!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

COVER!!!*

You may be able to guess that I'm a little anxious to see my cover. I'm just so excited, I can't wait to see what they come up with. But until Christmas, I had no idea when I'd see anything. (I even had nightmares that Editor Erica sent me the design and it was manga/anime style--and in Japanese.) Imagine my surprise Christmas morning when Hot Stuff came out with a package. "Kiersten," he said, "Your publisher sent this as a surprise for you. Keep in mind it's just a preliminary mock-up, but here's what they have for your cover so far!"

...



...



...



Are you ready?


Here it is!


Can I just say how much I love my husband?

Probably my favorite present of all. Isn't Hot Stuff talented? And, umm, kind of crazy?

*For the record, this is not my cover. There are no small, blue, cat-like creatures in the novel, nor does Evie carry swords. But now I'm thinking maybe she should. Also, Hot Stuff is pretty sure the Japanese characters say, "Stay off the grass." Which also doesn't have much to do with the book, but sure looks cool.

(Erica, feel free to pass this along to the design team.)

(Seriously? My husband is AWESOME.)

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!

Have a very merry Christmas!

And stay away from that creepy bearded man.

Love, Kiersten, Hot Stuff, Nayna, Dojo, Laptop, and Maisie

Thursday, December 24, 2009

A Christmas Message from Laptop

You'll notice that Kiersten disabled anonymous comments. She says it was because she kept getting spammers, but I think we can all agree that she did it so I could no longer leave comments.

Well, Kiersten, that would have been more effective if I didn't know every single one of your passwords!

As to those of you who show some smidgeon of intelligence by realizing I am the genius behind this blog, I am doing quite well, thank you. And I resent the implication that I want anything to do with her detestable MacBook. That thing, aside from being so perky I'm quite sure it's on some sort of mood-enhancing software, is 1/10th my age. Which is just wrong, unless you are a sparkly vampire, which obviously I am not.

I intend on having a lovely, peaceful Christmas far, far away from the tiptaptapping of Kiersten's infernal fingertips. I would say I hope you all have the same, but quite frankly I don't give a RAM.

--Laptop

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Hot Stuff Writes

Kiersten made me post this. I know that none of you come here wondering what Ms. White’s husband (AKA “Hot Stuff”) thinks about anything, so sorry in advance that you’re not actually getting what you wanted from visiting the site today. I think I’m starting to sound like Laptop . . .

Anyway, here are some interesting facts:

  • Laptop was “my” computer for a while. However, circumstances changed and I donated the poor machine to a worthier cause. I still can’t forgive myself for putting Laptop through such torture (Kiersten does not type, she pounds keys). I swear I still hear its eerie fan whirring long into the night even though nothing is turned on.
  • I am a struggling artist. Here’s why:
  • None of the ideas for Kiersten’s books ever came from me. Sometimes I think I have this great idea and I get really excited so I tell her about it. She just smiles at me and nods. She says I inspired some of the characters, but they all seem to be the weird ones.*
  • Kiersten does clean. She’s just trying to sound cool when she talks about how dirty everything is in our apartment. Cool people don’t clean.
  • I have never lived in a haunted house, but I once lived in Transylvania. I was also stung by a bee on the day I entered a nuclear facility. I like to think I have vampire/radioactive bee powers.
  • One last drawing:

That’s it for today. Maybe I’ll be back. Maybe I won’t. It all depends on how my art sells.

*Kiersten's Note: This is not true. While Hot Stuff is, in fact, delightfully weird, I have never based any characters on him. Except the hag. And the gremlins.**

**Okay, okay, truth be told every love interest I ever write has a little something pulled from Hot Stuff. What can I say, he's wonderful.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A Christmas Surprise!

In honor of Christmas, I got together with another author, Josh Berk, and formed a band: The Improbable Probable. Using his mad skills on the guitar and my willingness to humiliate myself, we made a song and accompanying video for you:



He even has an Mp3 up if you want to, you know, add it to your iPod. I can't imagine why you wouldn't. Personally I'm just delighted that for once one of my imaginary bands is, in fact, a real band.

Merry Christmas!!

[Yes, that is me singing. Josh came up with the idea, I wrote the lyrics, he wrote the music, I did the vocals, he did the slideshow. Because we are a legitimate band and stuff.]

Monday, December 21, 2009

In Which I am the Worst Friend Ever

An Ode to Natalie on her Birthday (One Day Late)

Her books are multitudinous
She puts up with my moodiness
Her creativity? Supreme
She writes, she draws, she seldom cleans
Clearly she was meant to be
My friend and best writing buddy

She remains, 'twixt fact and fiction
Queen of YA literary diction
Someday soon our books will be
Snuggled on bookshelves, happily
Next to each other where they belong
Whipple and White, you can't go wrong.


Happy birthday, you amazingly talented girl, you!

Home Again, Home Again

It's always a strange thing, leaving home to visit home. Even stranger now that half of us bring our own families when we visit. I'm working on a Very Big Christmas Surprise with another author (okay, really co-conspirator), and eating too much, and being distracted by THIS:


Paramedics are on hand to resuscitate those who die from an overload of cuteness.

But I have good news. Hot Stuff, bowing under pressure, has agreed to guest post tomorrow! And lo, there was much rejoicing in the land. For those of you who are new to the blog, Hot Stuff is my husband. Here's a picture:

He's since grown a beard to match the mustache.

Clearly there's a reason he's named Hot Stuff.

I know most of you are probably on/desperately anticipating vacation as well, but here at Kiersten Writes I never take vacations. Not for Christmas, not for near-death experiences, not for anything. I'm just that dedicated (read: bored). And in honor of historical but fallen-out-of-style Christmas Traditions, I'll be featuring a ghost story later this week.

That's right, folks: Park City Zombie Apocalypse will FINALLY be finished!

I'll leave you to giddily anticipate all of the Christmas goodies coming to you this week. Or to quake in terror at the prospect of my ghost story. Okay, really you're all just going to eat English toffee and drink eggnog, aren't you?

Fine. I'll still be here.

Friday, December 18, 2009

An Ode to Editor Erica

(In Honor of Unofficial Editor Day)
Her editing, unparalleled
Her hair is naturally curled
Her smile, brightens any room
Her bid dispelled a year of gloom

She's funny, smart, and oh so kind
as genius seeps from her great mind
My love for her just grows and grows
as she gushes about cute shows

Aside from all these darling traits
What does she offer? Just you wait
If you know Erica, lucky you
'Cause then you know her puppy, too!

Aaaw, cutest dog ever!

Seriously though, in addition to the fact that I will love her forever for buying my book and bringing me to my dream house, Erica is nothing but a joy to work with. She's brilliant, insightful, hilarious, adorable--in short, the best possible editor for Evie! I couldn't have dreamed up a better situation to be in for my debut novel. Yay Erica! Yay HarperTeen! Yay puppies!

On a more somber note, Hot Stuff informed me today that I haven't been funny on the blog all week. What do you say we make him guest post?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Let Me Waste Your Time!

I did it! I went through EVERY FREAKING POST ON HERE. And somehow I still like myself. Amazing. I categorized my favorites to make it easier to skim for newbies. As you can tell, clearly I still like myself a lot.

Helpful(ish) on Writing

Thoughtful Posts (Notice that this is the shortest list)
Vlogs
The Punktuations (My imaginary band)
Getting and Having an Agent
Getting a Book Deal (and some of the things that come after)
The Writing Life
Poetry (Don't be impressed until you've read it)

This is the only one worth reading. Ignore the rest. --Laptop

And finally, my favorite category: Weirdness. They're funny, they're weird, but they're all good reads:

And wow. That was...long. I am a raging narcissist, apparently. So, yet again, it's a good thing my mom's a therapist.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Epic Quests Give Me Headaches

So, after an hour or two last night, I'm all the way through to March of this year. And wondering WHY ON EARTH I POST EVERY DAY.

Why didn't you ever tell me to stop? Warn me what a pain it'd be to go back through and pick out the best ones? Sheesh. And the worst part is, I totally love reading through my old posts. It's like hanging out with an old friend, only the old friend is past-me, and of course past-me and present-me adore each other (especially because past-me loves hearing all about my book deal and laughing about posts like this), which means reading through everything takes even more time.

But I'm soldiering on and will hopefully have a good list of links for you by the end of today. And by list I definitely mean list, because clearly I like the sight of my own typing and am including way more posts than I probably should. The sub-section that has the most entries so far?

"Weirdness."

Go figure.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Epic Quests

The time has come, my little friends, to do important stuff.
Not cleaning, as you might suspect, (I've simply had enough,)
But organizing this dear blog to be a nicer read
And this is where you all come in, to fill my desperate need.

Please tell me in the comments here what are your favorite posts
The ones that were the funniest or helped you out the most
So I can make a lovely list to guide our newfound friends
Lest they try to read them all and their eyeballs meet an end.

Someday I'll learn to note these things as I go along
But yesterdays were not that day, and this blog is LONG.
I'll try to get two nice link lists of funny and of good
And keep better track of what's of worth, because I really should.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Vloggy Announcement

In which I defeat my challenge and am very, very tired:

Friday, December 11, 2009

Unofficial Official Agent Day

Among the weary, frustrated querying masses (and yes, I was part of your ranks--I'd even been promoted to a Lieutenant after spending nearly two years in the trenches), there's an insidious idea that tends to creep in. Much like the rats that eat our rations, negative ideas nibble at us and we begin to view ourselves as almost in opposition to agents.

If they'd just give me a shot!

If one--ONE--would just read this!

If THEY'D QUIT RUINING MY DREAMS!

I remember what an editor said at a conference I once went to. She said, "We're not your enemies. We want your book to be good. We want to love it. You just have to give us something we can love." That completely changed the way I viewed myself in relation to agents. It wasn't a matter of somehow tricking them into representing you. It was a matter of finding that person, the right person, who loves what you write.

Writing is lonely. It's frustrating, and disappointing, and rejection combined with waiting (and waiting and waiting and waiting and then STARTING COMPLETELY OVER TO WAIT AGAIN) wears you down to the point that you begin to question why you write in the first place and whether or not there is anything redeeming in your writing.

I will tell you this right now: Even if you never get an agent or book deal, your writing is worthwhile. Always. Never doubt that.

But I digress. Because this isn't about you. Or me. This is about my agent, Michelle Wolfson.

Michelle, who plucked my query from her slush and wanted to read more.

Michelle, who about gave me a heart attack when she called me to rave about my book.

Michelle, who put together a thoughtful and smart sub list for Flash.

Michelle, who stuck it out with me when Flash didn't sell.

Michelle, who was just as excited about Paranormalcy as she'd ever been about Flash even though I worried after not selling once.

Michelle, who nailed the submission and absolutely and completely rocked my book deal.

Michelle, who has remained actively involved in everything, and who, I have no doubt, will continue to be my partner in every aspect of this journey.

Michelle, who is more than I ever hoped I'd find in a literary agent.

Michelle, who, to put it simply, is freaking amazing.

She made my dreams (that for a long time felt like they'd never be anything but) come true. I very literally couldn't have done this without her.

Agents are a writer's best friend. I hope you find yours someday soon, too.

(For more agenty adoration, thank Kody for coming up with the idea and hit Lisa and Laura's blog for links to more of the lovefest.)

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Guests and Spam

My favorite Singaporean, Liyana, featured me in a guest post today. In it you'll find more information about Paranormalcy and my MC, Evie. You'll also find that I was a strange child.

Who would have ever guessed that?

In other news, I was minding my own business this morning, checking my email, when I found out that Emfamil infant formula is congratulating me on this new, exciting stage in my life!

Umm, what stage would that be? Infertility? Because really, they should hardly be the ambassadors for that. There needs to be some sort of button stronger than "unsubscribe". Sure, most spam from companies would fall under the simple unsubscribe category, but some are so odious, so annoying, so hurtful that they really deserve something worse. There should be "Unsubscribe with a Tirade of Profanity," "Unsubscribe with a Verbal Lashing," "Unsubscribe with an Hour Long Lecture on Sensitivity and Why Baby Related Things should Never Be Spammed you Thoughtless, Thoughtless Creeps," and finally, "Unsubscribe with a Minor but Painful Electric Shock for Whoever Is in Charge of Spam."

Of course, I would have employed all of the above, but that's just me. So, any computer programmers out there? Let's get on this.

As for me, I'm going to Disneyland to play my favorite game: Find the Weirdest Tattoo. Wish me luck! And let me know in the comments which spammers you would mildly electrocute.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Answers! Part Two

Take a deep breath and hold on tight. Or, you know, don't. More answers to your very pressing questions, including what I would tattoo on my body if I had to pick something.

Patti asks, Did you start writing book two before you had a book deal?

I didn't start book two until I had the actual deal. I had one planned, but it's really not a good strategy to write sequels to books that haven't sold. Companion novels (books that are tied in but can stand on their own) are okay, but if you write a direct sequel you run the risk of ending up with two books that will never sell. And that, my friends, is heartbreaking. Write notes on your sequel ideas, but move on to another project while querying/on sub for the first. Paranormalcy was a backup manuscript for me, after all.

Liam asks, Is Paranormalcy a book like, say, Maximum Ride, and it "talks" to the reader, or just plain, "this is my own book and I don't know anyone is reading it"?

Evie is a self-aware narrator. She does occasionally break into the narrative to explain things to the reader. It was a fun way to work in the paranormal mythology. Good question, Liam!

Although you're a debut for Harper, is your publisher selling any signed copies? Because they should. Because of the blog, and we want them. The customer is always right, right?

I will make sure there is a way for anyone who wants one to get a signed copy. I know a lot of authors do signed bookplates that can be mailed out; I'll probably do something similar.

What is your favorite song ever? Multiple songs allowed.

My all-time favorite song is probably Blackbird, by The Beatles. My all-time favorite band is Snow Patrol. I could (and do) listen to them every day.

If I told you I imagined your house like a beach house I stayed at once, would that make you happy?

It would make me smile that you either a) think I am far, far wealthier than I am, or b) don't understand the price of beach real estate in San Diego. But hey! I'll imagine that right along with you, because that's a nice image. In reality I'm about a five minute drive from the beach. Which is pretty nice, too.

Pinksuedeshoe asks, Did you leave the purple in your hair for your little sister's wedding?

I put the purple streak in right after, and it's still there. I'm increasingly fond of it.

Corra McFeydon asks, How long have you known you wanted to be a writer, and why did you choose young adult fiction?

I've always wanted to be a writer. Cliche, I know, but true. I loved reading and wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, and writing seemed like the perfect career. Turns out it is!

Young adult fiction kind of chose me. For many years I thought I'd write and illustrate children's books (that is, until I figured out that I'm not actually a very talented artist). The first book I wrote was a middle grade novel (and, well, boring). But once I wrote the opening sequence to Flash (which I never planned on writing as a novel), I was hooked. YA has everything I love about books--good writing, fun, engaging stories, and romance. I don't want to write anything else, ever.

If you're wondering what genre/age group to write, I suggest looking at what you love to read. Although I read very widely, I enjoy YA paranormal more than anything else.

JCKandy asks, How are Mac and Laptop getting along?

Leave me out of this. I'm retired.

Good! Great! We love each other!!! I'm having so much fun!!!!!

Also, I see you have a pink streak in your vlog. Is that your Evie streak?

It's actually purple, and yes, it is! My payment to The Universe for my book deal.

Maya asks, I hope to have kids in the next few years and I also hope to keep writing books. Does having kids really take away every ounce of free time, like they say?

Yes and no. Infants are pretty much twenty-four-hour-a-day demands (or at least mine were, and if yours weren't, I don't want to talk to you). But they grow out of that pretty fast (although on month three of no more than forty minutes of sleep in a row, it didn't feel fast at the time), and you'll adapt to it until you can't remember a time when you got to choose what you wanted to do most (or even some) hours of the day. I've got two small kids who are pretty demanding, but I still manage to find time to write. You'll make it work, and both things (kids and writing) are well worth the effort.

Cat Clarke asks, Were you scared to start writing again after you got your book deal? Any added pressure?

Yes and no. Yes in that I'd sold a book I hadn't written yet, and there were pretty high expectations. That is a little nerve-wracking still. But at the same time, knowing that Editor Erica and HarperTeen loved my writing enough to buy books sight-unseen gave me a very nice boost of confidence.

Kimberly Franklin asks, How did you come up with the characters in your book (ie their mannerisms and what makes them, them)?

Honestly, my characters just come to me. I don't sit down and sketch them out. Some come fully formed (like Evie) and some reveal themselves to me as the story progresses. When I edit I pay particular attention to mannerisms. For example, in Instinct, a book I wrote right before Paranormalcy, when I edited I took out about half of what the love interest said. I realized by the end of the book I'd written him way too chatty. Others come with their verbal ticks or cues pre-set.

Do you outline before writing or do you fly by the seat of your pants? Or are you a mixture of the two...a plantser?

Definitely a plantser. I have a general idea of where I'm going and write down key things that need to happen, but then I let the story take me there its own way.

Giles asks a related question, How in-depth do you go with your outlines, and do you stick to them pretty closely?

I don't really outline at all, just note major scenes.

Kimberly also asks, When do you let your betas read your work? Do you give it to them chapter by chapter or once you've finished everything? Before editing or after editing?

I have one reader, Natalie, who reads as I write. If I get criticism early on it paralyzes me, but I can count on her to only note if I've really screwed something up or am taking a chapter in the wrong direction. She's my best cheerleader, and I don't know how I ever first-drafted without her. I've also let Stephanie read some things before I'm done, but they both know that mid-first draft is not the time for hardcore critique. I need a lot of confidence to be able to write that initial draft.

Once I finish my first draft, I always, always edit it at least once before sending it out to any betas. And then I send them the entire thing. I want to send the cleanest draft possible to my betas so they aren't distracted by sloppy language and can focus on plotting, overall story, and details.

Susan Quinn asks, How long did it take you to go from finished manuscript to awesome-agent-representation to book deal?

This post talks in detail about how long it took me to get an agent. I wrote Flash last June, signed with Michelle last November, Flash went on submission in January (which is the month I wrote Paranormalcy), April we decided it wouldn't sell as-is because of MC age issues, May and June I edited Paranormalcy, mid-July Para went on sub, and I had a three-book-deal on August 12th. So, a little over a year after I finished the first draft of Flash. What a year, too. I nearly died, got an agent, wrote four novels, fizzled on a sub, and sold in a pre-empt.

It makes me tired just thinking about it.

Melissa asks, If you could be any character in a book, who would it be and why?

I'm going to hold off on answering this. Sorry. I've got something fun planned for later, though, so stay tuned!

Carrie Harris asks, If you were a Muppet, which one would you be?

That girl who is in the band with straight blond hair and eternally closed eyes. She's a babe.

And FINALLY, CKHB asks, I know that you cannot get a tattoo, but if you were REQUIRED for whatever reason to get one, what would it be?

A great big HARPERTEEN with hearts and swirls around it on my lower back.

(You know I'm kidding, right? Honestly, I don't know. When I think of what I would have gotten five years ago it makes me shudder [probably something with stars, which I loved at the time]. So I can't imagine being able to pick something I'd want on my body forever. That being said, I'm very enamored of Chinese characters, and would probably pick one that meant something to me.)

If Evie got a tattoo, what would it be?

Oh, Evie would totally want to get a tattoo. But she'd have a really hard time settling on one thing. In the end I think she'd pick a word that I can't reveal here (check back after the third book is out) in pink script over her heart.

But then again, she probably wouldn't do it because of the needles. She's not real big on pain.

WHEW. That's it, folks. Thanks to everyone who submitted questions, and especially to those of you who actually made it through this whole thing. Good thing I only do this once a month.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Answers! Part One

(Yes, I'm cringing at that whole "Part One" thing, too. Got a lot this time, folks. So, I'm going to aim for brevity. Stop laughing. Seriously. I'm going to be SHORT. I have a lot of practice.)

Pat White (yes relation) asks, Why aren't telephone poles candy coated?

The same reason roads aren't made of chocolate. I've already consumed the world's supply of sugar.

What ride are you most looking forward to riding with me at Disneyland this week?

I've grown to appreciate it's a small world. Even though the lack of capitalization drives me nuts, you get to just sit there for an eternity. It's very peaceful. Also, it's creepy, but in a delightful way.

Whirlochre asks, Will you be singing any Christmas carols c/o your vlog?

Clearly you think I hate my readers when, in fact, I love them. So no.

With finger puppets, stuffed nativity donkeys, Santa masks and stuff?

Only if you are shipping them to me, as I am fresh out of finger puppet Santa donkey masks.


I vanquished that thing ages ago, singlehandedly saving you from a zombie chicken apocalypse. And no one has thanked me.

And Hot Stuff in his furry hat?

Only if you have all been very, very nice this year. So odds aren't good.

Abby Stevens asks, What is your editing process like? Do you do it with a hard copy and pen or on Laptop (or now, Maisy... poor Laptop)? Do you go over each chapter, fix as much as you can, then move onto the next, rinsing and repeating until you get it all right?

I know I've talked about my process somewhere but I can't find it. Argh. So, here's a brief rundown.
1. I look over every chapter immediately after writing it to fix basic sentence stuff and check for errors.
2. As I am going if there is something that needs to be fixed or added that I think of later on, I make notes but don't go back.
3. As soon as the first draft is done, I go back and add scenes while doing a complete read through.
4. I send it to Betas.
5. I consider Beta advice, then edit again.
6. I print a hard copy and read through the entire thing, editing by hand.
7. I enter in those edits, doing another full read through, watching especially for repetitive words.
8. I read the entire book aloud to fix awkward phrases and/or sentences.
9. I send it to another Beta or two to make sure I've actually fixed what I thought I was fixing.
10-?. I send it to my editor and we do edits together.

So, umm, yeah. I edit a lot. It's a good thing, too, since just this answer had three number sixes initially. As far as knowing when done is done, if you genuinely feel that you can't take the manuscript any farther on your own, well then, you can be "done."

There is such a thing as editing too much!

V. S asks, What was your favorite part about writing Paranormalcy?

The first draft was a blast to write. I was completely absorbed in and delighted by my narrator, and discovering her world was just too much fun.

Did you ever get discouraged, and, if you did, what made you feel better?

I did get discouraged. Not during the first draft, but later on. I wrote Para while another novel was on submission to editors. It didn't sell. It wasn't a fun experience. When I figured it wasn't going to sell, I had to decide what project to pursue next, which was very stressful. But once I decided to bet everything on Paranormalcy, I felt a lot better about things. I knew it was my best work.

But the whole process of pursuing publication can be a very discouraging one. This is why you need supportive family and friends--especially writer friends who are going through the same things you are, because they are very literally the only ones who will really understand why you feel the way you do.

And, when all else fails, I've found Dr Pepper and chocolate heal all wounds. Or at least provide a nice caffeine and sugar pick-me-up.

Marsha Sigman asks, When was the last time you cleaned the top of your fridge?

Marsha, I've never even seen the top of my fridge. Out of sight, out of mind, right? (Although I once failed an apartment cleaning check after spending HOURS cleaning out the fridge because I didn't clean off the top. I COULDN'T FREAKING SEE THE TOP.) (Umm, I'm not still bitter or anything.) (On second thought, Glenwood Apartments, I AM TOTALLY STILL BITTER.)

Myrna Foster asks, Did you meet your December 3rd deadline?

Ah. Hrm. About that. Nope. Stephanie was nice enough to grant me an extension on our made-up deadline because a) I got my Paranormalcy copy edits which had a very fast turnaround, and b) Dojo has started the dread middle-of-the-night Mommy! sessions again. I can only do so many nights of staying up until 2 AM, being woken at 4 and 5, and then being up for the day at 7 before I crash and crash hard. Still, I'm on pace to finish before Christmas, which gives me a very nice cushion before my actual deadline in April.

Anita Saxena asks, How is the sequel coming along?

It's pretty much killing me. Not to be overdramatic or anything...

Seriously though, it's going okay. See above paragraph for my writing schedule, and mourn the loss of naptime with me.

That being said, I think I've got some really good stuff going in it, and am excited to have a finished draft that I can then editeditediteditedit.

And, our last question for this round from Mel, who asks, You're always mentioning how small you are, but HOW small? How tall are you?

When I was eighteen (and the same height I am now) I was tutoring at an elementary school and the principal told me to go outside for recess. If I were standing flat footed in the 5'0" deep part of the swimming pool, I would be one-inch shy of the surface.


And speaking of short, how did I do on this post? Meh, okay. Ah well. More answers later today.