You know you'd build a fort with them, too. Don't pretend you wouldn't.
One week left!
You, too, can have your own Supernaturally Awesome Fort! All you have to do is, uh, buy forty copies of the book. Or you can always just buy one. And it can be a...finger puppet fort? Which is pretty awesome, too. Just think of all the hijinks your finger puppets can get up to in their fort! And if they get bored, you could always, I dunno, read the book or something. Whatever.