It has been confirmed by several people that Books A Million has, in fact, stocked Paranormalcy early.
ACRONYM, guys, it's on a bookshelf. In a store. Where you can buy it. (As opposed to those stores that display items not for sale just to tease you.) (I hate that kind.)
So, if there's one by you...
(That "..." is meant to imply GO RIGHT NOW AND TAKE A PICTURE FOR ME SINCE THERE ARE NO BOOKS A MILLION STORES HERE and then go home and take another picture to enter the At Home with Paranormalcy Contest! It was a very loaded elipses, as most of mine are. If you don't live by a BAM, you'll just have to wait like me.)
What's the hottest fall accessory? PARANORMALCY! That's right, guys! You'll never look handsomer OR manlier than when you're holding a copy of this book!
Especially if you have awesome glasses.*
Girls, you, too can be beautiful and have the world's most infectious smile! All you need is PARANORMALCY!**
*Glasses do not come standard. Manliness is difficult to measure or quantify, and in this case is referring only to having both an X and a Y chromosome and looking good while holding a book. Owning Paranormalcy does not change your chromosomes. Cannot guarantee handsome levels equal to that of model. Only guarantee is that girls will find you more attractive while you are holding this book. Or any book, really, but especially this book.
**Buying two copies not guaranteed to double the beauty of your smile, but in several test subjects did increase width of smile and add dimples. Having Paranormalcy will not change your looks; you are already beautiful.