Paranormalcy ARC: Wait.
Kiersten: Umm, hey, Paranormalcy. What's up?
PA: No offense, but you've been talking about me a LOT lately.
K: Oh. I guess I have, haven't I?
PA: Yeah. And as flattering as it is, isn't your blog about more than just me?
K: Of course it is! But HarperTeen is releasing all of these cool multi-media things, the trailer, the podcast, and now the interview. It's really exciting and I want to share them with people!
PA: Is that the only reason?
K: Okay, fine, I'm exhausted and lazy and these make for easy posts. I'm letting HarperTeen do my job for me.
PA: I'm glad you're admitting as much.
K: Speaking of confessing things, weren't you hanging out around my computer the other day? And why do I suddenly have 53 pre-orders for Anna and the French Kiss on my Amazon account?
PA: You should totally post that video now! Your sweater looks awesome.
K: Mmm hmmmm. We'll talk about your access to my credit cards after. With no further ado, I give you my Author Video!
PA: Umm, you aren't going to cancel those orders, are you?
K: I already have it ordered. We only need one.
PA: Are you REALLY going to share Etienne St. Clair with me?
K: Okay, maybe we need two.
PA: I love you.
K: I love you, too.
PA: I'm glad they only filmed you waist-up, though. This way no one knows your feet hung four inches above the ground!
K: Or at least they didn't until now.
PA: Remember how I love you?