"I would cry, too. We could cry together. And then send each other cupcakes for comfort. And then cry into the cupcakes. And hence have to buy MORE cupcakes because we ruined the first batch. It would be a vicious, vicious cycle."
(Lest you worry for the sanctity of cupcake frosting, we have no reasons to cry. This is the same woman who, when asked if I should include Snow Patrol in my acknowledgements, said, "ABSOLUTELY YOU SHOULD." All cupcakes the world over are safe from my tears when Editor Erica is in charge.)