Hot Stuff is thinking about going into the greeting card business. Observe the card he made for me:
Front.
Inside.
From this we can deduce one of several things.
A) I need to work harder at entertaining Hot Stuff, but even though not a day goes by that he thinks about me and smiles, he still nobly loves me.
B) Hot Stuff should probably stop writing cards at 1 AM.
C) This line of cards is genius--people will think you're saying something nice, but really, you hate them.
D) We spent the whole day laughing about this, thus disproving the card's claim.
Here's hoping you have or find that special someone who never makes you smile.
40 comments:
That was so cute! Hot Stuff needs an editor. LOL
Imaginary Girlfriend is NOT that someone.
I'd like one, though. Where can I purchase one?
Happy Valentine's Day!
Almost as good as Bilbo's speech at his eleventy-first birthday. I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve:)
Awesomeist card ever!
Even though it needed to be proof read, it's pretty rad he made a card for you!
Awwwww. The main thing is, he made you a card! That is soooo sweet. (Okay, and hilarious, given the...I was going to say typo, but since he didn't type it...um, hando? But still overwhelmingly sweet.)
Too funny! It reminds me of the time my boyfriend wrote, "You never seem to amaze me" instead of "You never cease to amaze me." I was like, "Well, that was a mean thing to say on Valentine's Day!" And he was all, "You know what I meant to say!" We still laugh about it.
Hee hee. I hope you both have a wonderful day. :-)
That is, without a doubt, the best Valentine's Day card I've ever seen. Jarrod and I are laughing out loud.
Hot Stuff is so awesome and sweet.
Even when he is not sweet.
Lol how funny. I wish him success in his greeting card venture ;)
Too funny!!!! Love it.
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Awwww....
You should have sent me this idea before posting to your blog! This could have been serious points for me!
That is adorable.
LOL oh Hot Stuff... Well, he tried. More than I can say for many guys.
DOH that sent before I was done! I was going to add, "Or gals, for that matter."
LOL! This post didn't make me smile (just laugh hysterically) but I still love it. : D
Happy Valentines Day!
That is fantastic! Best Valentine card ever. Ever!
Well, proofread cards or not, he makes me happy every single day : )
Bha ha. This cracked me up. I think a handmade card deserves kudos, regardless of written content :)
Incidentally, it's Mother's Day in Norway today, so if you want to go international, you could really squeeze even more love (backrubs, gifts, food, flowers) out of your dear cardmaker today :)
He could totally succeed in the greeting card biz. His design was gorgeous and his message was so wrong on so many levels, but a skilled copy editor could fix that! Very entertaining, thanks for sharing. And you make ALL of US smile all the time, fyi.
Adorable :)
Oh that just cracks me up. Sometimes it is okay to use two negatives in a sentence.
Despite the mixed message- the design is awesome! And I love the "Babe to the tenth power".
Ok, I have to know-is that little 10 a footnote? Because what does the footnote say and what were the first 9?? Or is it that you are a Babe to the 10th power? Or are you Babe #10, as in he made cards for 9 other babes too and this is how he keeps you straight? Just seeking clarification here.
PS, showed this to my husband and he said "what? I didn't make a card but I feel the same way about you." Thanks husband o' mine.
It's been like a minute and I'm still laughing out loud.
C. Definitely C.
That is possibly the most thoughtfully weird Valentine's Day card I've ever seen! :) He gets points for hand making a card even if he never thinks of you and smiles. :)
This is great!lol I made a card for my husband this year (he generally hates cards so we compromised) and I even used glitter. My handwriting was so horrible it took him a while to figure out the poem I wrote but when he did it was magical.haha
LOL! I love his artwork.
AHAHAHAHA! Oh... oh, dear. Poor Hot Stuff :).
You should tell him it's the thought that doesn't count ;), or something like that.
Hilarious. It's the thought that counts.
heeheeheehee i got a good laugh out of this.
Heehee! So glad you had a laughter-filled Valentine's Day. :)
Very funny. This card will be remembered for a very long time. My favorite Valentines Day was the year my hubby made me a bouquet of duct tape flowers.
Delightful!
Thanks for the happy laugh. You are a lucky girl, but so am I.
C
Okay seriously. That card rocks. Seriously. I want one.
Ok, I couldn't stop laughing. You two are the greatest! Ha ha!
Happy Heart's Day! I LOVE this. My husband has a tendency to write cards at 3am. It is not appropriate to post. I guess 2 hours makes a difference. :)
~VSK
That is just too awesome!
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