Hot Stuff is thinking about going into the greeting card business. Observe the card he made for me:
From this we can deduce one of several things.
A) I need to work harder at entertaining Hot Stuff, but even though not a day goes by that he thinks about me and smiles, he still nobly loves me.
B) Hot Stuff should probably stop writing cards at 1 AM.
C) This line of cards is genius--people will think you're saying something nice, but really, you hate them.
D) We spent the whole day laughing about this, thus disproving the card's claim.
Here's hoping you have or find that special someone who never makes you smile.