Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentines?

Hot Stuff is thinking about going into the greeting card business. Observe the card he made for me:
Front.

Inside.

From this we can deduce one of several things.

A) I need to work harder at entertaining Hot Stuff, but even though not a day goes by that he thinks about me and smiles, he still nobly loves me.

B) Hot Stuff should probably stop writing cards at 1 AM.

C) This line of cards is genius--people will think you're saying something nice, but really, you hate them.

D) We spent the whole day laughing about this, thus disproving the card's claim.

Here's hoping you have or find that special someone who never makes you smile.

40 comments:

Mireyah Wolfe said...

That was so cute! Hot Stuff needs an editor. LOL

Liam said...

Imaginary Girlfriend is NOT that someone.
I'd like one, though. Where can I purchase one?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Tina Lynn said...

Almost as good as Bilbo's speech at his eleventy-first birthday. I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve:)

Xjaeva said...

Awesomeist card ever!
Even though it needed to be proof read, it's pretty rad he made a card for you!

Linda G. said...

Awwwww. The main thing is, he made you a card! That is soooo sweet. (Okay, and hilarious, given the...I was going to say typo, but since he didn't type it...um, hando? But still overwhelmingly sweet.)

Andrea said...

Too funny! It reminds me of the time my boyfriend wrote, "You never seem to amaze me" instead of "You never cease to amaze me." I was like, "Well, that was a mean thing to say on Valentine's Day!" And he was all, "You know what I meant to say!" We still laugh about it.

Grimmster24 said...

Hee hee. I hope you both have a wonderful day. :-)

Stephanie Perkins said...

That is, without a doubt, the best Valentine's Day card I've ever seen. Jarrod and I are laughing out loud.

Hot Stuff is so awesome and sweet.

Even when he is not sweet.

Kristen said...

Lol how funny. I wish him success in his greeting card venture ;)

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Hardygirl said...

Too funny!!!! Love it.

sf

Stephanie McGee said...

Awwww....

Nick said...

You should have sent me this idea before posting to your blog! This could have been serious points for me!

AchingHope said...

That is adorable.

Kristan said...

LOL oh Hot Stuff... Well, he tried. More than I can say for many guys.

Kristan said...

DOH that sent before I was done! I was going to add, "Or gals, for that matter."

Kimberly Franklin said...

LOL! This post didn't make me smile (just laugh hysterically) but I still love it. : D

Happy Valentines Day!

Anissa said...

That is fantastic! Best Valentine card ever. Ever!

Kiersten White said...

Well, proofread cards or not, he makes me happy every single day : )

Ina said...

Bha ha. This cracked me up. I think a handmade card deserves kudos, regardless of written content :)

Incidentally, it's Mother's Day in Norway today, so if you want to go international, you could really squeeze even more love (backrubs, gifts, food, flowers) out of your dear cardmaker today :)

lora96 said...

He could totally succeed in the greeting card biz. His design was gorgeous and his message was so wrong on so many levels, but a skilled copy editor could fix that! Very entertaining, thanks for sharing. And you make ALL of US smile all the time, fyi.

Dangerous With a Pen said...

Adorable :)

Jessie Oliveros said...

Oh that just cracks me up. Sometimes it is okay to use two negatives in a sentence.

exploringeliza said...

Despite the mixed message- the design is awesome! And I love the "Babe to the tenth power".

Michelle Wolfson said...

Ok, I have to know-is that little 10 a footnote? Because what does the footnote say and what were the first 9?? Or is it that you are a Babe to the 10th power? Or are you Babe #10, as in he made cards for 9 other babes too and this is how he keeps you straight? Just seeking clarification here.

PS, showed this to my husband and he said "what? I didn't make a card but I feel the same way about you." Thanks husband o' mine.

Adam Heine said...

It's been like a minute and I'm still laughing out loud.

C. Definitely C.

Rhonda said...

That is possibly the most thoughtfully weird Valentine's Day card I've ever seen! :) He gets points for hand making a card even if he never thinks of you and smiles. :)

Marsha Sigman said...

This is great!lol I made a card for my husband this year (he generally hates cards so we compromised) and I even used glitter. My handwriting was so horrible it took him a while to figure out the poem I wrote but when he did it was magical.haha

lotusgirl said...

LOL! I love his artwork.

Rebecca Knight said...

AHAHAHAHA! Oh... oh, dear. Poor Hot Stuff :).

You should tell him it's the thought that doesn't count ;), or something like that.

Donna Gambale said...

Hilarious. It's the thought that counts.

moonrat said...

heeheeheehee i got a good laugh out of this.

twaddleoranything said...

Heehee! So glad you had a laughter-filled Valentine's Day. :)

Kerrie said...

Very funny. This card will be remembered for a very long time. My favorite Valentines Day was the year my hubby made me a bouquet of duct tape flowers.

Whirlochre said...

Delightful!

Myrna Foster said...

Thanks for the happy laugh. You are a lucky girl, but so am I.

C

april said...

Okay seriously. That card rocks. Seriously. I want one.

Megs said...

Ok, I couldn't stop laughing. You two are the greatest! Ha ha!

Valerie King said...

Happy Heart's Day! I LOVE this. My husband has a tendency to write cards at 3am. It is not appropriate to post. I guess 2 hours makes a difference. :)
~VSK

Amber said...

That is just too awesome!