Let me preface this by saying I only have a literary crush on John Green, much the same as my literary crush on Marilynne Robinson. I don't know what her hair looks like though, so I can't make as many comments. And I'm quite sure she's very dissimilar from Dora the Explorer.
And on to the poetry. As requested by Marybeth Poppins, a poem about John Green:
He of the fascinating hair
John Green's writing makes me drool
I write love poems, like a fool
for his perfect turn of phrase
Reading, my eyes tend to glaze
with jealousy, unabashed
Compared to him, my writing's trash.
But that's not true, and he'd agree
(she tells herself flatteringly)
I think he'd like it, just because
A nerd is what he is and was.
And if you have not guessed by now
I'm rather nerdy too, somehow.
Hooray for John Green, making nerds
into the cool ones with his words.
And for DJ Fox:
A Case of the Mondays
"Excuse me, sir
I did not order
this package here
on my porch border.
It's dull and harsh
now I feel grouchy
Please remove it
Don't be slouchy."
"I'm sorry, ma'am,
It's yours regardless
it causes you stress.
right after Sunday
receives a case
of unwanted Monday."