"Hey, you can't come in here!" the bartender says.
"Why not?" asks the black hole.
"Because you suck!"
See, this is the kind of joke The Universe should make. Instead I'm discovering The Universe has a very, very perverse sense of humor and I am NOT a fan. Blackbringer review tomorrow when I'm (hopefully) a little less surly.
Friday, May 8, 2009
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Love the joke!
And here's hoping you kick the funny out of the Universe.
That was funny. The universe is an optimist though, right? I guess I'll find out in your next post....
Ha, you guys are nice. Apparently I'm better at making up jokes that I thought.
I think that's a great joke! :)
I just want you to know that I'm standing on my head with a sombrero on my feet and making silly faces at you.
I also delivered a box of chocolates. And flowers. And another bouncy ball filled with glitter.
And James is taking you out for pizza tonight. He even promised to remember his wallet!
And the sky will turn hot pink at 5:42, and all of the stars tonight will look like rainbows. Just for you.
That's a gem.
*snort*
Black hole. Suck. That's funny stuff.
love ya.
I love the word "surly." Hope everything's okay :-)
Do we need to start sending emails to The Universe again? Because I've got my keyboard, and I know how to use it. Universes that mess with my friends don't get B-NAG.
So nyah.
(In normal speak, this would read: I really hope you're feeling better.)
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