Okay, thanks to the wonderful Megs' suggestion, the band I started with Stephanie now has a name:
The Punktuations
I know, how cool is that? And we can even play with it, depending on our moods. We could be The Punktuations! Or, The Punktuations? Or, The Punktuations... Or, (The Punktuations). So on and so forth.
In honor of the best imaginary band ever, I'm opening up the comments section to a contest. (It'll also warm you up for what's coming later in the week in anticipation of my one-year-bloggiversary...)
The contest is this: submit song titles for our band, The Punktuations. I'll pick my favorite, and write the lyrics! Then you get ultimate bragging rights that you were the inspiration for our break-out smash hit single.
Wait, is this only cool and exciting to me? Because I'm SO excited to see what titles you throw at me. Have at it. I'll post the winner tomorrow, along with the lyrics!
26 comments:
Song title: Comma Chameleon
A is for Awesome
Hunny Bunny Pippy Poops
24 hours to Momo
Bridge over troubled paranormals
Do the Kierst
Rock chick wahoo
The mongeese are ultimately culpable
While it's a bit derivative, being the title of a book, I think you really must write the song, "Eats Shoots and Leaves." (Or is that, "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"?)
Comma, the Chameleon
You're the Subject of My Predicate-ment
I'm So Disjuntive Over You
Since You Left Me I've Been a Zero Article
I Can't Help Mixing Conditionals With You
How I Love Your Figure (of speech)
Bridge Over Indirect Objects
Disyllabic Again (naturally)
Wind Beneath My Indirect Objects
(I could do this all day. Hopefully, you find at least one amusing. Thanks for the contest.)
Bwa ha ha ha...oh, you guys are good. This is going to be a hard one to pick.
Keep 'em coming.
The Orthography of the Language of Love.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Participles
Death of the Serial Comma
Grammarians: Librarians, But Worse
Where Have All the Caps Gone?
WTHROLMAOBFFTTYL
LOVE the band name.
Songs:
Hit Me, Baby, One More Rhyme
Silent Letters
Why'd Ya Have To Go and Make Things So Predicate-d
So Much for my "L-Y" Ending
Keep Holding On (To Your Prepositions)
Don't end our love with a question mark
Don't put a comma between you and me
Rejection!!!
Query your love
You Split my Infinitive and I Can't Put it Back Together.
Perhaps my last suggestion shoud read:
Sgt Pepper's Dangling Participles.
This is fun! (Not the name of a song, just a declaration :)
Oh, wow...
You guys are FUNNY! Seriously, how am I ever going to choose?
Still, keep them coming--this is so entertaining ; )
"The mongeese are ultimately culpable"
LOL!
I'll have to think of some. :)
"Total ellipse of the heart."
"I'm the child, you're the parentheses"
"My colon-oscopy"
And for women everywhere...
"Worrying is a sentence that ends with a period..."
Candi, Sgt Pepper's Dangling Participles???? You do know how gross that sounds right???? I'm rolling right now.
Born To Run-On
Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Syllable
That's What (Parens) Are For
You guys are KILLING me.
Every Exclamation Has Its Point
Semicolon, The Best of Both Worlds
Kasie, what's so gross about it?? LOL! Get your mind out of the gutter. This blog is rated pg-13.
Okay, I just can't stop coming up with these.
I'd Like to Teach the World to LOL
You're the Subject to my Verb
Like an Independant Clause, I'm Whole Without You.
Okay, I'm going to stop now because these are getting really bad. Thanks for the entertainment today, Kiersten.
No Comma, No Period.
Assaulted Nut
Passively, His
Harry Potter; ...?
Sorry, it should be...
The Run-on Song: No Comma, No Period.
Ha, that's great. Pull up a chair, choose a name, Anonymous!
Personally, I like (The Punktuations) as a name.
For song titles...
Almost Like Being (An Independent Clause)
(I Need A) Semicolonoscopy
The Best Is Yet To Comma
When Words Collide
The Synonym Snap!
Don't Punctuate Much Anymore
Voice of the Ellipses
I'm so proud to call you my brother today, Matt!
Carry on my Run-on Sontence
Desperado for Publication
Yellow Subjunctive
One more:
I'm So In Love With You (The Hyperbole Song)
Janey's "Worrying is a sentence that ends with a period..." and Whirl's "The mongeese are ultimately culpable" both made me chuckle out loud. So many good ones here.
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