Today is your last day to enter the One Year Extravaganza of Blah Blah Blah, etc. You may be wondering what the prize is. I am, too. I keep deciding what it's going to be, and then changing my mind. Rest assured, no matter what variation I settle on by tomorrow, at least one of the elements will be...
COOKIES
Homemade cookies. That's right! I may even let you choose between chocolate chip or chocolate cookies with peanut butter chips...oh yeah, baby. And that's not even all! You'd better enter soon. Or again.
Anyway, in the meantime, here are some quotes for you. Last night Hot Stuff and I borrowed Twilight (the movie) from his mom (who is adorably obsessed with it). Hot Stuff had never seen it and I giddily awaited his reaction to when Dr. Cullen (the white one--the RIDICULOUSLY white one--the one SO WHITE IT IS INSANE and this picture doesn't even begin to capture it) first entered a shot. Hot Stuff's laughter didn't disappoint. Neither did his commentary whenever a scene featured the clown makeup face of the vampire.
"Nice to meet you, Bella. Now, has anyone seen my powdered wig? I'm late for the ball!"
"Where did I leave my dang clown nose?"
"I'm off to hang out with Amadeus!"
Good times, good times. Also in the good times category: we bought this puffed corn snack called Pirate Booty. An unforeseen but major benefit? My two-and-a-half-year-old son striding into the kitchen and declaring, "I want some more booty!"
So, with that, I leave you to go and enter the contest.
14 comments:
....cookies?
I seem to remember making cookies with you once-upon-a-time and them being the most fantastic cookies I've ever had. I can't remember if they were chocolate chip, or sugar cookies. Mmmmm...cookies.
xox
I am all over cookies. And mocking Twilight.
Ha, yes, heidikins, I still use that same chocolate chip recipe, and it's still soooooo yummy.
And Kristina, you're my kind of girl ; )
Cookies? Awesome.
Haven't seen Twilight yet. Not sure I'm going to, but you make a good case for watching it.
Hah! What kid's say sometimes is too priceless. I used to love Veggie Booty.
Arrgh!! Loves me some Pirate Booty.
I haven't seen Twilight yet! Don't use up all the best taunts - I want to use some.
Pirate booty! It's funny!
LOL! The thing that killed me what the ghastly white faces with the flesh colored necks. Helloooooo!
I read over my entry and blushed. I can't use the proper form of the word "your" to save my life.
Yes, Dr. Cullen was very strange and laughable. :)
I think that mocking Twilight is my new favorite pastime.
Pirate Booty is the best snack in the world!
We have a movie commentator in my family too. They're very good for turning awful movies into something funny. But no matter what your hubby says, I will always love their clownish complexions.
Damn! This is my first time here and it's 9:35AM EST on Tuesday March 24th which means it's 6:35 PST which means I just missed out on the contest! This is dreadful news. Why? BECAUSE I LOVE COOKIES!!! (Don't look now, but someone is following you...)
That's okay, Debra, next time!
"An unforeseen but major benefit? My two-and-a-half-year-old son striding into the kitchen and declaring, "I want some more booty!""
LOL OMG. That's awesome. Now I want some booty. And a small child to trick into saying that.
(J/k on both counts... Maybe in a few years. But then again, I don't like popcorn. Nor puffed corn. Nor popecorn.)
And yes, the pale makeup was HORRIBLE. Better in New Moon, but still, I cannot for the life of me figure out how PROFESSIONAL HOLLYWOOD MAKEUP ARTISTS thought they could get away with not making the necks pale too. Ridonk!
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