I hope you are all having a lovely Saturday. Blogger hates me. I've been trying to give you a little bit from my current WiP, the ghost story, but alas, it would appear Blogger has other ideas.
Blogger hates me, yes it's true
Cancels things I try to do
Screws up all my clever formats
Treats me like a dirty doormat.
Still I use it, I can't deny
Vanity is the reason why.
My blog's pretty, yessirree.
Too bad it still hates, hates me.
Kiersten and Blogger: A Love Story
"Blogger, my darling. I love you so much. How else would I get to be clever during the day? My kids, bless their hearts, they just don't appreciate it."
"Yeah, whatever."
"So, Sweetheart, I'm going to post some of my story. People always say the nicest things."
"Yeah, whatever."
"Here it is."
"HA! You think I'm going to post THAT?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"Well, I'm not even going to go into the story itself, but that HTML? Forget it!"
"Why? Why do you always do this? Why do you want to hurt me?"
"Because I. Don't. Care."
"Oh yeah? Well, forget this. I'm done. You wanna reject my HTML? NO! I'm rejecting YOUR html! You know I could erase you with ONE CLICK. One click and you're GONE!"
"You wouldn't."
"....okay, you're right, I totally wouldn't. But please, please, quit rejecting my HTML! Rejection hurts."
"Yeah, whatever."
"I love you?"
"Yeah, whatever."
15 comments:
Aaaawww! I love you - does that help?
Sniff...a bit.
Usually, when I get that "this HTML is awful and I could never, ever post it" message, I just click the box that says (something along these lines) "Do not show message again" and it posts it anyway. Beat the system, muahahahaha
Clearly you are brighter than I, Sara...
I've never actually tried that. Now I feel like an even BIGGER idiot.
So funny, Kiersten. I think you are suffering from the massive online blogger demands on a Saturday. Try again about 2 am your time (when all of America is generally off line) and I bet it works.
Or wait till Monday.
Alas, WW, I am not that dedicated. I like sleeping at 2 AM ; )
Blogger, Blogger hates us all,
Be we tall (5'10") or even small.
Let's stage a coup d'etat,
And say to Blogger - Ha, take that!
Janet
Sorry - my creativity well is running dry,
Perhaps I should give it another try?
Blogger loves me, I don't know what you're talking about. It NEVER eats my comments or refuses to post. I must be on its good side.
That sounds like a snippet from my real love life. Sigh!
Don't.
Get.
Me.
Started.
About.
Blogger.
(STILL fighting with it! Grr.)
The reason I pay Typepad 7.99 a month! But it has problems at times, too.
Kiersten -- Don't worry, it took me awhile to figure out the secrets of Blogger. Patience, Padwan, and these skills you will learn.
Ha, Janet, that was great.
Natalie, if you and blogger are so in love, why don't you just get married? Take THAT!
Stephanie, you've got to quit fighting. Wait, what am I saying? Let's fight together. Blogger, you're going DOWN!
WW, yeah. And I think Blogger is pretty ; )
Sara, I was going to put in some horrible quote from Star Wars here, but I must have blocked out Episodes one, two, AND three because of the trauma.
Hmm, I think I will:P Oh wait, there's another program that has completely stolen my heart...
Natalie, QUIT CHEATING ON ME WITH GOOGLE EARTH.
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