Friday, March 13, 2009

Insert Bad Words Here

Yes, I'm sending out a plea. All those out there who feel comfortable swearing, please let off a few very vehement ones on my behalf. And if you don't swear in the traditional sense, any angry oaths will do.

Did you?

Thank you. I feel much better now.

I've decided I'm going to replace one of my favorite sayings, holy crap, with its homonymical twin: wholly crap.

Because really, Universe, WHOLLY CRAP.

WHOLLY CRAP.

I need a vacation. I suppose this will have to do in the meantime; it helps remind me that the universe isn't wholly crap, after all. (ALSO in the realm of not at all crap, I won! Over at Carrie Harris's wonderful blog. Sure, I contributed about half of the entries, but dang, I'm excited!)


24 comments:

Lady Glamis said...

Hehehe, wholly crap. Nice. Take a short vacation! It will do you good. :)

Janet C. said...

Since I work at an automobile/recreation (read quad/snowmobile) repair shop, I have a mouth that could rival the saltiest tar. I will spew forth a string of oaths that would literally kill my mother on your behalf.

I hope you have saved some of your royal chocolate to help you through what looks like a mini crisis in your world.

Janet

sylvia said...

I have sworn in three languages on your behalf.

*hugs*

heidikins said...

Shaking fist and cursing the Universe up and down.

Hope this goes away/gets resolved/gets better soon!

xox

Whirlochre said...

Lycra & leaping never fails...

fairyhedgehog said...

Oh Kiersten! Hope it all gets better again soon.

Curses, curses, curses.

Hope that helped!

lotusgirl said...

Holy Moly, Batgirl! Dingy dang! and a great big "Freakity, Flipping, Fetcher!" I hope that helps! For cryin' out loud! Take the weekend off! At least!

candicekennington said...

There are no words... That was wholly entertaining and quite the opposite of crap. It was genius, actually. How that main guy managed to become the perfect combination of Santa Clause, Elf, Russian Czar, and Chester the Molester is beyond me.

When I hate the universe I usually say "Sassa Frassa!" and shake my fist at the sky.

JaneyV said...

I've used them all - also I have sworn in German and French for you too. I'm turning the air blue as I type - hope it all works for you. It's confusing the heck out of my dog.

Renee Collins said...

Aw Kierst, I'll say some swears, just for you. :)

Seriously though, I suggest a tall, sugar+caffine Dr. Pepper, a bag of peanut butter M&M's, and a good movie. Have you seen Slumdog Millionaire? It's fantastic. And a feel good movie, which might be good for you.

Megs said...

Or if nothing else, come visit me! :) I guess you could stop off at your family's house too...

Ok, if physically it just doesn't work, you can imagine yourself here helping me paint the nursery. How are you at painting bunnies? Or spring flowers?

Thinking of you! :)

Stephanie Perkins said...

I SO have you covered, girl!

My mouth is as filthy as a sailor on leave in a whorehouse.

Natalie said...

Forget swearing, Ninja Natalie pulls out her twin swords of the sun. Staring down the Universe and all it's darkness, she grins.

"Don't mess with my friends."

She leaps into the vast abyss, slashing through all those who stand in Kiersten's way.

Kiersten said...

Oh, I'm positively blushing. Both from the imagined profanity (my GOODNESS you lot can swear...) and from the support ; )

It's been a rather rough few months, and things just keep getting dredged back up. Still, Dschinghis Khan and whatnot, there are happy things to be considered.

sraasch said...

Forget swearing; chanting is much more -- um -- my head is so full of cold-buggy-ness that I can't think of the word. But just try it.

It'll get better. It'll get better. It'll get better.

See?

Carrie Harris said...

Hey, girl, you give good snarfy subtitle.

As for the swearing, I only swear in Teletubby now, but I'll happily tell the universe to shove it where the tinky-winky don't shine. ;)

writtenwyrdd said...

You may rest assured that, on any given day, I have sworn enough for a veritable fleet of sailors--and you, too, Ms. K.

I have a terrible potty mouth. ;)

freddie said...

!@#$%^&*()!!!!!!!!!!!

There. Better?

Suzanne Casamento said...

Congratulations on winning the contest. Your "The 'A' is Not for Awesome," made me burst out laughing when I read it. Nice work!

And I hope the crap goes away.

Kiersten said...

I'm definitely feeling better, guys. Thanks so much for all of the swearing, chanting, and tellytubbying on my behalf ; )

Also, thanks, Suzanne! I hope so, too.

freddie said...

By the way, my icon is not meant for you. I changed it as a way to kick myself in the . . . well, you know . . . last week. : )

Kiersten said...

HA! Awesome. No, it's probably good for me, too.

jessie said...

I don't swear except for the special occasions when I accidently stick my finger in a poopie diaper or I drop a glass jar of spaghetti sauce on my tile floor...then a swear word might just...well, next time I pour orange juice on my cereal I'll dedicate the swear word to you.

giddymomof6 said...

OMGosh! I must send this video to my brother. I think he needs this. We all do. It's so wonderfull and slightly disturbing all at the same time.

Oh and SUGAR PLUM FAIRIES! Wow! Just getting that out has made my day much better, hope you feel good too! Jenni