Hi!
So, how's it going? Been hanging out on this blog long?
Almost a year now.
Wow! I've just been here a couple of months. Kinda slow this morning, huh?
I know, usually she posts something by now. What's up with that? It's kind boring when she doesn't.
I hear she's got some awesome blogs on her sidebar. Maybe we should go visit them--I'll bet they're funnier than she is.
Probably. Still, I'll give her a chance to come up with something. Sometimes she's pretty funny.
Yeah. So. Umm, you doing anything this weekend?
Are you hitting on me??
No! Yeah, I mean, umm, do you want me to be?
I don't know, your icon isn't very cute.
What if I changed it? Maybe to James McAvoy?
Nah, too short. Try Robert Pattinson, then you can hit on me.
Seriously? Rob Pattinson? Guy looks like he's stoned out of his mind 90% of the time.
Hey, maybe I like the glassy-eyed, unshowered look.
Great, we're a match made in heaven!
Wanna make out while we wait for her to post?
Sure!
GUYS! STOP! I'm sorry, Daylight Savings Time is screwing up my schedule, okay? Sheesh. Anyway, thanks for reminding me, in exactly two weeks Kiersten Writes turns one. As in, one year of incredibly awesome posts like this one. Scratch that. One year of posts that are WAY BETTER than this one.
So stay tuned...I've got some big things planned. You've been warned.
Okay, you guys can keep making out now. Just remember, this is a PG blog. You only get to push PG-13 if you are being REALLY funny, which neither of you are. Also, sheesh, you two need to work on your kissing techniques. Maybe you should read Instinct for some pointers.
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I certainly look forward to those posts you have coming up!
*averts eyes from super-intense make out session*
Silly people, Pattinson IS stoned 90% of the time.
Yay for one year!
Ha, ha. I just read your linked post about you grandpa (in-law) reading Instinct. And in Robert's defense, he has a lot to live up to...being Edward and all. He's still trying to get over his really bad American accent and being every twelve year old's perfect man. (Having said that, I love Robert.)
Taylor Lautner kicks Robert Pattinson's skinny stoned butt.
Just had to say that.
Really? RP over James McAvoy. She's insane. I'm gearing up for the big party around here.
Wahoo! For almost a year!
I prefer to look at Hugh Jackman. Just me though.
One year already? Wow. Happy Birthday blog! I'm looking forward to more, much more. :)
You are too funny! Congrats on your one-year anniversary approaching!
Ooooh, it'll be just like Christmas — only without the fat guy, the reindeer, the trees, the lights, the turkey, the candles, the baubles, the presents, the snow, the tinsel, the snowmen, the crib, the chocolates, the crackers, the......hey, Kiersten, are you sure you can pull this off????!!!!
Seriously — can't wait.
Oddly enough, I'm nearly into my second year, and until I read this, it had never occurred to me to mark the occasion. So — if I do something utterly ridiculous on April 1st, you're to blame.
So far we have, 1 for James, 1 for Rob, 1 for Taylor, and 1 for Hugh.
Interesting...I'm sure that random blog lurker is paying attention. Odds are he'd like to make out with at least one of you. If you see your chosen icon show up, you'll know it was you...
Except James, since he already visits my blog. But I've no doubt he likes Lotus.
Whirl, how did you know I was planning on mailing a roast turkey to every single one of my loyal readers?!? Guess I'll have to go with plan B.
And I most certainly hope you do something ridiculous to mark two years!
A year of blogging - and you haven't taken any extended breaks and got really tired of it yet? I stand tall and salute your fortitude. I have to step back from it on practically a weekly basis, otherwise I don't get anything done.
As for eyecandy? I definitely like James and Hugh - but not so much Robert ( who looks to me like he did a cartoon run into a wall or someone tried to iron his face flat).
Looking forward to the big things!
One vote for Richard Simmons. I won't make out with him, but I'll laugh really hard. :)
Can't wait for the awesome one year extravaganza thingy!
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