The other day we were walking home from the library when Nayna said, "Why can there be no peases here?"
I slowed, trying to figure out what she meant. No pieces? No pieces of what? "What are you talking about, Nayna?"
She repeated herself. "Why can there be no peases here?" And this time she pointed. To this:
"Oh!" I said, as peases finally clicked. "Well, you see, Nayna, around here we really, really hate the letter P."
That's right. You know the town in England, the one that just banned apostrophes? Well, we're doing them one better:
NO MORE P.
Effective immediately, this letter is no longer welcome on my blog. If you cannot refrain from using it in the comments section, I will be forced to ban you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I was awake half the night with Dojo and I really need a Dr Eer.
UPDATE: Nevermind. I've just realized that publishing couldn't happen without the letter P. And I really don't want to change Paranormalcy's title to Aranormalcy.
P is officially pardoned, and I'm going to take down all of those signs I see in the city!