Saturday, December 13, 2008

Why Hot Stuff Rocks #3,498

Frequently influenced by movies, Hot Stuff will imitate his favorite character for days afterward.

Imagine him doing a dead-on Heath Ledger as Joker impression:

"You wanna know how I got these scars? You see, my grandma, she was a nice lady. But she was a little too liberal with the hair clippers. And one day she decided to give me a haircut..."

"You wanna know how I got these scars? I had a pretty little wife, kinda like you...she liked to make cookies. But one day instead of the chocolate chips, she put in razor blades...let me show you..."

"You wanna know how I got these scars? Well, when I was a teenager, I had really bad acne. The doctor, he told me not to pick at them, but I didn't listen. And then when he saw my face, he just grinned and said...why so serious?"

"You wanna know how I got these scars? I was a makeup artist. One day I decided to apply my prosthetics with crazy glue..."

So on and so forth. He keeps me entertained.

10 comments:

Whirlochre said...

I presume you're referring to the latest Batman offering, which I haven't seen. For a moment, you had me worried Hot Stuff had spent the past few days wobbling around like Jack Nicholson. Scary.

JaneyV said...

Ah Heath Ledger - he was so good in 10 Things I Hate About You (and every other thing he was ever in).

Hot Stuff gets more interesting every day.

Kasie West said...

You and HS belong together, don't you? He sounds like a riot.

Kiersten said...

Whirl--that truly would be frightening.

Janey--too true, too true. He's a kick to be married to.

Kasie--he makes me laugh every single day. I'm a very lucky girl ; )

Dave King said...

Hmmmmm... I should imagine you keep him entertained, too...

Ashley said...

Hilarious!

Kayleigh said...

Awww. Haha. I hope I find my own Hot Stuff one day. The cheese to my macaroni....the peanut butter to my jelly. You know. The works.

Kiersten said...

Dave--we quite enjoy one another ; ) Also, hi and welcome!

Ashley, you know what he's like...

Kayleigh--alas, there is only one Hot Stuff. But I'm sure you'll find your very own version!

Kayleigh said...

Ya ya...that's what I meant. Hot Stuff: Kayleigh Special Edition. You know...like the one that only comes out at Christmas and such? Ya. That's the kind I want.

Shoot. Now I know what I want for Christmas.

Renee Collins said...

I haven't seen Dark Knight either, but I'm dying to.

Ben and I quote Lord of the Rings. To me, nothing can brighten the day like a well placed LOTR quote.